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Mr. Marchand

@MitchMarchand

Emmy Nominated Writer. Producer-Comic. I write award shows, sitcoms, and Twitter posts that don’t get RT.

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I love Carl Weathers. May he Rest in Peace… but he barely played football as a pro. He was a better athlete as an actor than in real life 🤣🤣🤣

I love Carl Weathers. May he Rest in Peace… but he barely played football as a pro. He was a better athlete as an actor than in real life 🤣🤣🤣
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The Godfather, Star Wars - A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, & Return of the Jedi (I’ll even throw in the lightsaber sounds for free)

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The wildest part is NBA Countdown has been on for 20 min leading up to the Magic-Cavs game and they’ve spent zero time talking about the Magic-Cavs game.

Cold world.

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I’ve been Kev in this scenario… I know that face. “I’m too old for this shit… but I’m not leaving.”

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