'Quiet quitters': They don't exist in the macro data, they don't exist in the micro data.

wishing american liberalism the very best of luck sustaining the contradiction that the student protesters are being hysterical and overreacting about gaza, but that it is ofc necessary for the state to violently smash their protests immediately.

Seeing ALIEN with kids in Texas, 1979.

When are we getting the Definitive Oral History of the PT Cruiser???

I watch this once every few days and it always blows me away how skillful the choreography is

you are not allowed to question them. you are not allowed to defend yourself. just give the police your money and remember, the alternative is banditry!

I hope folks who were wary or skeptical of the summer 2020 demand to defund police now understand that police are simply the connective tissue for the state’s ability to actualize repression—not the magical municipal department that would save us all from “crime.”

Q: What's wrong with an independent, scientific, forensic investigation into the allegations of mass graves in Gaza?

STATE DEPARTMENT: We're continuing to press the government of Israel for more information.

Q: But you're asking the accused to investigate itself?

STATE: We're…

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

no clue what's happening here but 'Global Tetrahedron' has been The Onion's default fake name for generic corporations for a quarter century now theonion.com/u-s-populace-l…

Pretty sure he's fake either way man

Spring

AP wrote a riddle for you because it can’t say “Israel killed a Palestinian mother” in the headline - you need to make your own conclusion instead

he earns more than TCM gets to operate total

this transcends language barriers

Obsidian Announces a Much Better Fallout Show hard-drive.net/hd/entertainme…

It's never fun to be the snark, but it's also never fun when studios celebrate their victories after hosing over the people who made it possible for them.

C. Martin Croker died in poverty, and SGC2C creator Andy Merril is an Amazon delivery driver.

if that mother fucker mr bean comes in here & starts doing bits therw will be a fuckin problem and im thinking were gonna do an ass kicking.