'Oh...'

He was silent for a few seconds.

'That's stupid. They sound stupid.'

Let's just forget I even said that and move on.

That's understandable, but it's just little ol' Spider-Man. No need to be flustered.

That's a valid point!

I'll... Try to be on time.

Never. Spidey for life!

All a means to an end.

And uh... Yeah. Who doesn't?

Right. Right.

What'd the other me do?

Not at all!

I'm getting a date with a pretty woman. How could that not cheer me up?

Here. He'll hold it for her.

... I'm sorry.

'Oh, no. It was two months BEFORE V day.

I probably should, though.'

It's not out of pity or anything, I swear. I honestly want to. I just didn't think you'd want to.

I'm still cheering up, honest.

Way to blow it, Pete.

Nuh-uh!!

Is it not on her?

No, no!
I-- I wanna take you out on a date!

I'll pay for it. Just to make up for being an idiot. I really am sorry.

Yessir!

Okay, okay.

I was joking about the date thing, but like... If you actually want to, then I totally want to, too.

Always and forever.

Now kiss me, you fool.