Twitter is deadset on showing me the For You tab exclusively, which is almost entirely dreck that feels designed to make me mad, so in response I’d like to say:

Being a furry rules and I love it. quack quack quack quack quack I’m a little duck quack quack :3 🦆

People have laughed at this, which I appreciate, but I am so serious.

I will buy you Mountain Dew. I want funny FFXIV-themed items. I will be the most literal Sugar Daddy there ever was.

OK, listen fatfur friends. I know for a fact it is a common fantasy for someone to buy you a large amount of soda that you then need to consume.

I’m offering you the chance to be a part of the funniest kink fulfillment story ever.

Going into the office super early for a meeting marathon which means ducks get the Extra Large Energy Drinks which means I feel like I’m animated on 1’s

I am a living smear frame. I am whipping around these spreadsheets like I’m a driver in Initial D

Every day on this website I am forced to behold things

Updating my display name because
1. I am excited to be at Anthrocon
2. I am excited to install our window unit since it's almost SUMMER and I sleep so freakin' good in man-made blizzards

No further questions, thank you

(Original art by @/illimearu)

Sometimes I think about birds and then I start crying

I just love them so much

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a Mom

You milksops can't handle anything with a little kick, watch me, there's no way it's XNGHLKRKGHNNKWRG

Duino D. Duck 🔜 AC

アニメーション作りました！

step up to the dunk tank!
i hope your aim isn't as bad as your FACE!!!!!!!!!

We first met in the chat of a mutual friend's art stream. I actually met a few really good friends there, which led to a group chat and then nightly Skype calls. Before long he and I were chatting on our own for hours at a time.

He always made me laugh. And he still does.🦆💚🦊

Kablammo doing what she does best...Getting hurt. 💥

My half of an art trade with Putuk

This duck is so chill

Y'know, it's a dream I've been putting off long enough. I think it's about time I started thinking logistically. I think it's about time I appealed to the freaks like me.

If you know toony fullsuit makes who could do big tails & noses that honk... I'm in the market. 💭🦨