Me when the American fans inevitably have a meltdown over the fact that they didn't get a TTPD set

this album is like tolerate it on crystal meth

folklore and midnights fucked because this is their child

going to sainsbury’s midday on a weekday is literally the worst. why do people over the age of 60 have no spatial awareness whatsoever?? it’s like the walking dead in there

Hello! Looking to connect with some US based kitchen brands / kitchen designers, please! Email me at lilith[dot]hudson[at]futurenet[dot]com :)

can the swifties who spend all their time hunting for easter eggs that aren’t there with the fervor of jake gyllenhaal hunting the zodiac killer do something useful for once and figure out where kate middleton is

Dear East Midlands Railway (EMR) this train (Ldn - Sheffield) is disgraceful. Every seat taken, every standing space taken, scores sitting in mid train corridors so I guess 500 people on it and ONLY ONE WORKING TOILET at one end, so people must crawl over each 100s to reach it. It's…

the royal family won’t see your cancer jokes but your friends who have people in their family who suffer/have suffered with cancer will

me sending silly little emails at 71

JUST GOT TOMORROWLAND TICKETS RIGHT AS WE’D LOST HOPE

me: why did my alarm not go off ?

my alarm:

I get enormous satisfaction from telling greedy bastards to move their bags that they put on the train seats next to them. I even poked a guy this morning when he chose to ignore me. Who’s the asshole, me or them?

give her a rifle

i cannot wait for Evolution of a Snake to weigh in on this

Why is there always money to bomb people, but never any money to feed, house or care for people?

I'm looking for images of small entryways to use in articles for Real Homes!

Ideally, these need to be from designers/brands with a US presence.

Please email these to me on [email protected] by 19/01. Thanks in advance 😊🏡 #journorequest

FYI, if i confirmed receipt of every email, it would be my full time job