Lord this is the most painful jury ever. They don’t want to vote for either of them! #SurvivorAU

God this mob are sooks. #SurvivorAU

Oh my god Ferars contemplating keeping Kirby in. There is no helping this man. #SurvivorAU

Or stuck in Sainsbury’s, or in Ibiza with the girls, or getting extensions or … 🙄

Gah!! If I was on the jury I wouldn’t vote for any of them on the basis that they let Kirby get so deep in the game. What the hell were they waiting for? What did they think would happen? #alexwasright #SurvivorAU

Have men finally reached peak-peacocking? The joys of blokes dressing up here … ⁦ABC News⁩ amp.abc.net.au/article/103365…

It was once so easy to become an international art thief that I nearly joined in - my Weekend Reads column here. ⁦ABC News⁩ abc.net.au/news/2023-12-0…

Sydney-Melbourne Qantas flight this morn delayed, then delayed again, then slowed down by ATC, then plane moved incorrectly into landing bay and had to be towed back out to meet aerobridge and now they can’t find our bags.

It’s back in circulation! The easiest thing you’ll ever make and absolutely no-fail. 💥

It👏never👏fails. 🧁

The book breaking up marriages around Australia: my #weekendreads column here ⁦abctv⁩ ⁦ABC News⁩ abc.net.au/news/2023-11-1…

The best takedown of the racecourse “cosplay” that Spring Carnival fashion has become: a really clever and apposite piece. “Halloween with hats” when the rules should just encourage stylish self-expression. Well done Damien Woolnough. theage.com.au/lifestyle/fash…

Chandler Bing and girls like me: my farewell to the comedically brilliant #matthewperry ⁦FRIENDS⁩ #friends ⁦ABC News⁩ abc.net.au/news/2023-11-0…

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Madonna's Celebration Tour showcases restless reinvention machine and we love her for it Virginia Trioli writes

#ageism #sexism

abc.net.au/news/2023-10-2… via ABC Australia

Madonna takes on the last real taboo for women — ageing - ABC News - a brilliant piece on the Queen of Pop. Madonna 👏 ⁦by Virginia Trioli Virginia Trioli⁩ thank you ❤️ #madonna apple.news/A_k3iIVesScO8t…

Hey Yarra Trams - you better start scheduling more trams: it’s 9pm, stops along Elizabeth St are three deep, the trams are packed, no one can get on and you’re missing out on revenue. Jacinta Allan

For those asking, after hearing Sally Capp AO - Lord Mayor of Melbourne talking about the Queensberry Cup billycart race at the weekend on ABC Melbourne - here’s the vision. Yes, she crashed. It was an uncontested win (fast, tho) and then my attempt at a John Landy moment … 😂

If you squint, you’ll see that the winning driver in this race is …me. 😇 Fabulous day at the North Melbourne fair yesterday and the Queensberry Cup. 🏆

They were the best of times they were the worst of times 🦠. So thrilled for the next chapter ❤️ Virginia Trioli ABC Melbourne