Honestly it doesn’t matter if I’m a good person or not. All that counts is if I’m true to myself

What does it mean when you have munchies, but for a person

11:11

Damn!! I banged my finger on the door and the pain is sending me wharr…. Who’s going to kiss my boobooo away

For the bar/kitchen.

Ghai!! Aki umeekwa kwa chupa

May the 4th be with you

I'm no longer surprised by things anymore.

Mambo ya Chogoria achana nayo. Wewe ambia serikali ikupee kazi.

Circumstances do not make the man, they reveal him.
James Allen

I am harvesting “Nduma” Organically farmed with very affordable rates. A kilo going for 100/-

Leteno orders

This place is playing Sisqo- Got to get it

Nikikumbuka sending fertilizer monies only to collect fake fertilizers. Anyway let me collect my L’s in peace

Mnakula chakula ya paka why?

Anyway wacha tuambie mwili pole

He knew too much

Nairobi has only two settings.
Straight off the runway. Or straight up hobo.

Again!! Ayaya

Siuzangi vitu situmii BTW.
Hii grinder ni sh. 2,200
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They go to his home not the other way round. Respect