Many caps doffed at gay 80's icons in Olly's Eurovision performance.
Is the 'simulated buggery' as Mike Read infamously described it a nod to 'Relax' by Frankie Goes To Hollywood?

Say what you like but fuck me, olly alexander knows his crowd. #Eurovision

It's no endy, it's no starty, it's sexy...

Who the fuck is voting for Sadiq Khan? Turkeys voting for Christmas.

Last two times we've drawn First Half, we've been given Song 9. Fully expecting that to happen again.

Two artists have won from Song 9: Celine Dion in 1988 & Loreen in 2023.

Another UK odds crash incoming?

As I've said before I don't think this is the last Eurovision. But I do think it's the last Eurovision as we know it.

Throwback to Eric Saade and this medley of popular Eurovision hits from Israel, the halftime at Melodifestivalen Semi 1 2019.
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A good point.

Does Eric not know that only symbols of competing states, plus the rainbow flag, are allowed? You can't wave an American, Andorran, Turkish or Moroccan flag for example.

I would accept this *IF* & only if they could hold The Kremlin to account without fear or favour.

This is the main reason KAN are still in the EBU (therefore ESC) not to mention the EBU are trying to protect KAN because Netanyahu wants it shut down for holding HIM to account.

'This week you're building an arena to host Eurovision in. I'm gonna mix up the bladdy teams.

Christer, I'd like you to move over to Team RAI...

Mika, I'd like you to move over to Team SVT...'

Was Clarkson's Farm 3 filmed as easy as Liz Truss' 5 minutes as PM? I thought this was Summer 2023?

'I agreed with Charlie that rape was a bad idea' #ClarksonsFarm

Classic Clarkson

Don't have nightmares

Who the fuck at Rai thought 'Allora, this is a belissima idea.'

Who?

Absolute bargain. You've got yourself a sale bruv.

That I did NOT see coming!

Tommy Robinson has posted the Olly shower vid and the comments, fuck me.

Fuck I forgot to pack some bras. Knew there was something I'd missed.