Good morning from the UChicago Popular University for Gaza 🇵🇸

Well go fuck yourselves - you ghouls - is a good answer - you already are not doing the cease fire

idk yo, sometimes they’re a vibe 😂

OutKast & Daz Dillinger at Rico Wade’s private service 🕊️

This is the way I find out if the Celtics lose every time 😭😭😭

I am being persecuted right now :(

Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪

All I can say is that I’m sad. Sad for the fans, sad for our city. Never have I seen this ballpark so lifeless. #STLCards #ForTheLou

The Celtics didn’t have any finalists for any NBA awards this season. Did that bother Joe Mazzulla?

“No, not at all. I think it’s beautiful. … Why would you get an award for the past?”

At what point are we gonna call this for the insanity it is? These are college students. Why is everyone from the president on down talking about it? Are people really that desperate to not deal with the reality of finding mass graves full of doctors, nurses, and children?

Columbia’s own website has a page about how the last time they called for a mass arrest of student protesters, they were in the wrong and fucked up their reputation for decades

Shoutout to this kid at Bucks vs. Pacers 😭

Apple needs to officially kill the 'Giannis' to 'gianni's' autocorrect it's been a decade.

in honor of the playoffs please watch this classic vine vine.co/v/itzw6AXuXth

Every time a new Taylor Swift album comes out, everyone who complains about InstaCart shoppers gets together to try and figure out the world's most boring mystery

cmon man

tf do you mean you almost named her TANK BOW but went with WHIMSY LOU instead

I was Goodfellas < Casno but after careful deliberation Casino is the GOAT.