Up for sale: my last brain cell, low miles, kept garaged, twin turbo mitochondria powerhouse. No tire kickers, I know what I got

Are you interested if I make these made-to-measure socks for fursuits ?

Mmmmm there's hot blue collar Swedish men at my property. They could read a phone book to me and I would be an enamored by their accent

Aww, he's so happy to see you! Mind helping a pent up dobie? 😘

The mutt wants you to work out with him!! Think he wants to test your endurance 😏

Yooo I got the same dude. Dudes message got buried in my chats since I never unmuted the convo. Dodged a bullet there

PSA: all clowns should be flightless

Definitely going to be a get zooted and forget the week kinda weekend. Maybe some car shit too, but definitely prob a high and toy kinda weekend and z9ne out to music

15 years of waiting for this job to open, and checking near monthly for it... they filled the position last Friday and hr was taking the posting down that afternoon...
I'm probably going to be taking a little social media break for a little. I'll be back I just need a sec

Just as a notice, I'm currently applying for my all time dream job and will be locking this account in the mean time. It will be unlocked again I promise.

You’re a wolf stuck in a human body. April Fools! -God / Me :’(

Goddd I wanna get my PA. Also rff been looking at Jacob's ladders too >//>

Being a dog ended with me getting my cookie filled and stretched >//<

Enjoying some big derg humps 🥴💦

🐺🐉: Rutting Bucks :3

Fucking mood

Home from work? Be a puppy. No thoughts only dog...

taking on some DEEP stuffed pup training 💪😵‍💫🔥💦

Done for Fox Hole🦊

Cmere and lemme slurp your booty hole like a Gshep lapping at a water bowl