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Jennifer

@DisorderedJen

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calendar_today08-08-2021 00:11:21

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We live on a wetland preserve with a pond. There are ten million frogs out tonight. I love them. 😍 🐸

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The lights on my vacuum are TOO BRIGHT! It’s almost as bad as having those cars with bright headlights behind you at night. 😂

The lights on my vacuum are TOO BRIGHT! It’s almost as bad as having those cars with bright headlights behind you at night. 😂
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I got my ID badge at my new job. It’s actually a pretty good picture! Better than any other ID pic I’ve ever had! ❤️

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Fourth grade. My maiden name rhymed with an animal sound. The teacher made that sound at me constantly, and encouraged the class to do the same. I hate that man to this day. I never day my maiden name out loud. Ever.

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In a surprise shock to absolutely no one who knows me, I have an eating disorder.

Stop talking about what I eat. Please. Existing is hard enough some days.

Let me eat what I can, when I can, without making me feel weird about it.

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We promised last year on this day that we would repost this reminder every year until everyone knows that...

COYOTES AND BADGERS GO ON LITTLE ADVENTURES TOGETHER SOMETIMES!!!

We promised last year on this day that we would repost this reminder every year until everyone knows that... COYOTES AND BADGERS GO ON LITTLE ADVENTURES TOGETHER SOMETIMES!!!
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My husband had a very unpleasant breakfast meeting with an old colleague. So, we’re ALL having an unpleasant day now.

Happy Sunday. Meh.

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Today was my last day at a job I had for 12 years, in a place I worked and volunteered for 17 years. SEVENTEEN YEARS. Why am I not more sad or upset? I’m hollow.

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70 years of 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼 ⚡️

Happy Birthday U.S. Air Force Academy!

70 years of 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗴𝗿𝗶𝘁𝘆 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁, 𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗹𝗳, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗲𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝘄𝗲 𝗱𝗼 ⚡️ Happy Birthday @AF_Academy!
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How do these “Costco” influencers film videos in the Costco? Mine is ALWAYS jam-packed! Do they get in early? If so, prepare for me to do this. 😂

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Sometimes the squeaky wheel gets greased, but sometimes the squeaky wheel gets replaced.

Pick your battles.

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