Imagine pulling up to a date in the mini pooper

Just beautiful really

How’s everybody pooping today?

Help is on the way!

find someone that looks at you like Joey Chestnut looks at a hot dog. we know our DUDE has got this in the bag today #ChestnutVsKobayashi

We always knew he would doo doo it!

The greatest athlete of our generation. Joey Chestnut does it again! 83 dogs 83 wipes #ChestnutVSKobayashi

How it started vs how it ended

There was never any question. Number 1 for those number 2’s #ChestnutVSKobayashi

We did it

Joey Chestnut is a real sh*tter

we found the first tweet about pooping

Live look at Joey Chestnut’s toilet right now

If you’re pooping say hello 👋

"The market will regulate itself" The market:

Before Wipes After Wipes

who's pooping?

We’re gonna need a bigger wipe

You're gonna need us

Where should we go next?