the FBI calls crypto money so they can arrest you for money laundering

the IRS calls it property so they can tax you on capital gains

the SEC calls it a security so they can sue every exchange

the CFTC calls it a commodity so you can’t use it as a currency

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 FTC bans all non-compete agreements.

🐂💩 Did Arthur Hayes say “the bullshit SolanaTPS” in this episode?

Yes, he did 🙊

🎧 Listen now: bit.ly/3Q5Sofk

X = ☠️

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Last #BTC Pre-Halving bargain-buying opportunity is in progress

$BTC #Crypto #Bitcoin

There it is, #alts down 25-50% across the board

A small thread later today or tmw on some thoughts. I've been not tweeting since making this post waiting for this. And will explain a little bit of the why and how we got here imo and a way to think about the market in general

Best spot in all of Crypto today!! 🤯
Over $10 Million is being airdropped next week!

Last chance to stake $Puff or $mETH to get Red Mystic NFTs that will claim it!

$130mn now in Puff's Penthouse! 🔥🔥

2x Rewards starting *TODAY* for stakers into the final days!

Details 👇

#BTC

3 Phases of The Bitcoin Halving

1. Final Pre-Halving Retrace

The Pre-Halving Retrace has already occurred and is in the books

This Pre-Halving Retrace was -18% deep whereas in 2016 it was -38% and in 2020 it was -19% deep

This Pre-Halving Retrace was the final

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JPM: 'If there is no spot ethereum ETF approval in May, then we assume there is going to be litigation against the SEC. We believe that the most likely scenario is that that the SEC eventually loses this litigation which means that eventually SEC will approve spot ethereum ETFs'

Mantle is the first L2 that is actively integrating dapps with USDe, as well as offering MNT stakers non-dilutive yield & Eigen points whilst holding and using mETH (high earning LST) on the L2.

Big Mantle yield opportunities right now:

1. $MNT staking

Simple staking of MNT

The Mantle Rewards Station is one of the coolest products in crypto, cooked and served to you directly by the Chads at Mantle !

But how awesome Ser?

The Mantle Team killed it by partnering with Ethena Labs to share part of 2.5Bn $ENA points to anyone who locks some $MNT

Unlock the power of decentralized arbitrage trading now live on Mantle, brought to you by Bancor 🔥

This is going to be fun

Brrrrrrrrrr 🥶 💰

Very few talking about Mantle's flagship memecoin Puff whilst it goes up only.

It's essentially a gamified DeFi experience disguised as a memecoin.

There's now $30M $PUFF + $40M $mETH staked in
MethLab

Pretty fun experiment imo.

$PUFF

Wormhole forgot to exclude the exploiter from the airdrop

Disgusting 🫤

$ENA is fucking ripping and the Koreans aren’t even involved yet. When that kimchi hits … oh baby.

Yachtzee 😘😘😘