hey PROTESTANTS

My first act as Caesar will be to give Joel Webbon a wedgie

We should give all of Maryland to DC

'You actually have to have a very high IQ to understand what pederasty means.'

People complain about 'organized religion,' but I think I much prefer it to disorganized religion

can we all agree?

You guys are all talking about whether this song is good or not, but it's messed up that Childish Gambino shot a guy in the head

This is actually a very serious crime in most states

guy who calls himself an anti Semite because he really hates Ethiopians and Assyrians

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Serious question here: is my sitting at the extreme end of a pew any more obstructive than sitting in the middle? I'm confused as to what is being objected to here. Isn't sitting in the middle preventing the family from sitting together, or am I misunderstanding this?

'Columbia, the Gem of the Ocean' would be a better national anthem than 'The Star Spangled Banner'