⛑Accident Bandicoot⛑
@CarHelmets
Unapologetic safety vigilante/random cat appreciator.
Fun fact: You're more likely to die from not riding a bicycle at all than from riding one sans helmet.
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28-07-2017 19:04:30
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furtive pygmy (parody) 💨 A friend of mine is good at hitting drivers who speed through his neighborhood with soccer balls. He's currently perfecting an automated radar-tracking launch system, as he's a busy person and doesn't have time to throw soccer balls at every driver that endangers his children.
Every in-the-way automobile is a reminder as to the absolute anathema cars are to a properly functioning society.
#JustSayNo #CarCULTure
It's impossible to properly articulate just how treacherous it has become for those attempting to get anywhere without wearing a car. You could call it a war but as one-sided as it's always been it's probably more accurate to refer to it as an open-ended hate crime.
#CarCulture