Lynch using the same arsonist analogy over and over.

5. Erica slides in my DMs.

This Adamo guy is either cray cray or trying to take my title of “Numero Uno Golf Troll on X.” His tweet made me laugh and cringe simultaneously which I’m pretty sure is bad for your health.

Can someone help me slide in Erica’s DMs?

This is the least heterosexual thing I’ve read all day.

Has no one told Rahm he is no longer a PGAT member?

This guy will be looking for a couch to sleep on come Sunday evening.

Boom. PGA thrilled to have some breathing room from the PGAT.

Don’t worry NBC, no one is noticing that you put out garbage. Oh wait.

NBC tries to provide the reason for the stereotype that black people can’t swim thereby reinforcing the stereotype. It also reaches back to the 1950s to reinforce this stereotype though it is now 2024. NBC failing on multiple levels.

I’m just going to leave this right here.

Rory is done with his marital vows. Is he also done with his vow to never play on LIV?

Dumbest tweet of the year candidate. Absolute mush for brains to come up with this.

LOL. Flubbing It trying to point out that anytime Rory breaks off an engagement or marriage he wins that week. What an absolute moron Flubbing It is. You’ve trained him well Baloney Bob Harig.

Is the timing of Rory’s divorce financially motivated?

Does Erica file to be on a subcommittee?

Rory McIlroy 'files for DIVORCE' from wife Erica Stoll after seven years of marriage - just three days before the 2024 PGA Championship. Rory wins an event. Files for divorce the next day. Classic Rory. dailymail.co.uk/sport/golf/art…

Holy schnikies Batman. This is going down right before the pga championship kicks off?!? Rory Tracker

Tiger’s advice to Scottie: “get some sleep.” Crowd erupts in laughter. Same crowd that thinks Stephen Colbert is funny. The level of hokeyness at these press conferences is astounding.

I’m not entirely positive that Jay Monahan isn’t loading stacks of cash into a backpack while getting a plane and a parachute ready. We’ve hit the D.B. Cooper level of everyman for himself grab as much cash as you can on the way out as the PGAT plane heads towards a mountain.