CDC Recommends All Americans Keep Audio Logs During Pandemic for Future Protagonists to Stumble Upon thehardtimes.net/harddrive/cdc-…

I've said it before, but people should be mindful that coronavirus statistics are lagging indicators. In Wuhan, a typical case showed up in the data ~2 weeks after the person initially became symptomatic. The lag could be longer in counties without good testing (e.g. the USA).

This has two obvious implications: 1) When cases are on the upswing, as they obviously are in the US right now, things are almost certainly MUCH worse than they appear from the official data. But also: 2) Once things start to turn around, it will be ~2 weeks before we know it.

Breaking news: Congressman Massie has tested positive for being an asshole. He must be quarantined to prevent the spread of his massive stupidity. He's given new meaning to the term #Masshole. (Finally, something the president and I can agree on!)

I can't believe all these corporations are going bankrupt after one simple unforeseen medical emergency. Horrible planning on their part. Shouldn't have ordered all those avocado toasts I guess

Instead of tweeting about RBG "entering the pearly gates" or some other treacly vision of the afterlife she did not believe, you can ask the closest Jewish person about our mourning traditions. They are focused on acts of service to the living, not canonizing the dead.

ah yes, the movement of powerful fringe leftists, who nominated (checks notes) joe biden, darling of the george w bush cabinet

Hey, guys - watch Watch Hallie Jackson stuff Hogan Gidley into a locker when he starts spewing voter fraud conspiracies...

You're not going to learn anything useful about the election outcome on here until 7pm, i.e. when they start counting votes.

If PA flips first Gritty should be allowed to personally drag Trump from the White House and throw him directly into hell.

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sorry if this is like dork shit but if you're not using a password manager you are fuckin up. and adding an exclamation point to the end of your old password wont save your ass either. it'll suck for a week but then you'll be used to it and it's fine. thank you

1. It's been 240 days since I tweeted this thread below...I'm even angrier It's no secret that so many people are in deep financial trouble, but so many people who have the means to help don't know what to do. Before you shut down for the week please read along this new thread

Must be nice to keep your baby, eh?

New York Post @dean_balsamini and Susan Edelman -- honest question: what is the journalistic value here? How does this pertain to helping public? I really want to know. What's the argument for publishing this?

. Rep. Jim Jordan, you have served your country well, fighting against the scourge of Democracy as well as the menace of exposing sexual abuse. bit.ly/3ne2tpY

Nothing wrong with retweeting this website that used open source software to detect, extract, and deduplicate every face from the 827 videos taken from the insurrection on January 6. facesoftheriot.com

there should be a job where you get a weapon and no rules and you can only do it if you're one of the stupidest and worst people on earth

you can disaggrree with Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislane Maxwells politics while still hanging out with them in photographs. Its totally fine