What the (expletive) do I have to do to get sales?

Or at least a review?!

Invest in smaller businesses!

I need a second income. The books aren't selling. Thanks for all the help. That being said, I decided to offer lessons and editing services. DM me, if you see this post.

(Might use those who didn't help me as inspiration)

Yesterday, I dreamed that I was a shepherd on the Isle of Man and that I was guiding my flock towards the house of one Mother of Dogs.

The fact that I checked to see how long it would take for me to reach the Isle before I went to bed might have been a factor.

(2 layovers needed)

Seeking podcasts and blogs for promotion.

How about a crime novel set in Hampshire?
crimefictionlover.com/tag/hampshire/

We've got tags set up for most US states and most British counties too, if you are looking for specific settings.

I think I should just disappear.

You know you live in a small city when you need two layovers to cross the ocean.

(For the record, I planned a flight to Dublin (east) and one layover is in Calgary (not east), so...)

(also, I wrote books. Why not read them? They're also good door stoppers. Just buy 'em!)

TWISTED LAUGHS: AN ANTHOLOGY OF DARK HUMOR

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
We're summoning the darkest, most devilishly witty scribes for our upcoming anthology of dark humor.

Submissions must be no longer than 2,500 words check website for full guidelines.
jenniferbernardini-author.com/submission-gui…

One of the novels I write has a religious background. Just found its title.

(Will reveal to anyone who buys a copy of my works.)

The only time a punctual person will be late is when said person will be dead.

While I was doing the dishes earlier, an idea came to my mind.

An old lady serially killing people.

Title: Widow of Opportunity.

ETA: 2030.

A fun way to spend one's evening! Kristy is a great host!

Time to take a break. 49,000 words so far. I think I wrote 1,500 words or so, today.

Y'know, I've always been surprised to see pubs near mines.

I mean, people who work in mines are minors.

Let's make it a goodun, people!

Trying to sell books. Anyone among my few followers interested in mystery novels?

Or is this another pissing in the void tweet?

LOOOOK!

This won't work, based on experience.

Still, I'm opening my DMs to anyone who's read any of my work and has questions about them.

If you buy a copy of my 3 novels TODAY, you will get a room free of charge for life in the inn that I plan to buy somewhere.

Link in bio!