Hollywood action movie writers are getting really desperate for titles ...

To my wife…

For whom I couldn't be bothered to compose a single sentence and instead, bought her a cheap and tasteless mug.

With all my love,

The lazy dullard with whom you've lived for 45 years.

xxx

It requires someone whose first language is NOT English to illustrate the absurdity of this – IN English ...

Such an irresponsible suggestion!
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I wouldn't bother – that account is Clickbait city.

I love some of the animal videos but you have to turn off the sound due to the puerile Japanese music which (to me) sounds like a fist fight in a toy shop.

Oh dear – I was only telling my nephews recently …

The conclusion of a huge research project by the Wildlife Trust in tandem with the Automobile Association.

Was it really worth it?

Such a beautiful piece, beautifully played – I last played this for my Grade 8 exam, 50 years ago :-)

For the guitarists, here's the dots – yes, it's public domain so perfectly kosher:

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youtu.be/sXUDSrFTwQ0

Music begins at 4:25

Tough one but there's a clue if you look carefully ...

Why don't we ever see a left-handed pianist?

Go on then – answer that!

'Mum – can we come in?'

Quintessentially English!

Such foresight ...

You have to admire the chap – pulling himself up from his bootstraps …

In which proof is provided that the notion of nominative determinism is by no means perfect …

I have called the RSPCA …

Well, I would too!

Purple Reign

Just wonderful – still trying to get a Handel on this ...

🎂 Happy 95th birthday Sir David Attenborough! He is quite possibly the UK’s living record holder of most honorary degrees, with over 30 awarded by universities all around the world.

Here’s a selection of #DavidsDegrees 🎓