This 97 year old mental institution still serves lobotomies the old fashioned way.

Mario's doing WHAT!?

Sir Dank is up in IHOP struggling to spell house

$15 for a box of candy and large drink at the movies!? The movies are back.

I have laryngitis

Hey look my tournament has it's own socials now :D

Nintendo's fucking me in the face with their bullshit

"How will we ever guide boaters across the water to let them know where it's safe to travel?" The humble water buoy:

That grubhub commercial

If Abe makes it into summit after missing the entirety of the campaign cycle that would actually be the funniest thing that could possibly happen

I am the all powerfull

I will not speak, for I will get in trouble.

New pfp because @SSB_Genny is the goat (and I bought her food)

Palastine wasn't enough, now he wants to occupy tournaments too!?

Yall the bar at Riptide used a fog machine, and it escaped all the way to the upstairs hallway where the room are lmaoooooooo

Me slightly hungover at the Riptide arcade for 4 hours straight

They're green for an amazing reason

Hey guys, I'm selling off the equipment used for Scrims Showdown, if you're interested in buying anything and have not already reached out to me, please do so over discord!

Scrims Center Liquidation Sale! Come by for some great deals! Nov. 1st and 2nd | 12- 5pm PC Packages | Monitors | Chairs | TVs | New & Used Peripherals | Networking Equip | Signs & Decor | Cafe Tables & Seating | Lounge Furniture Web Cams | USB & Ethernet Cables | Much MORE!

POOR!