If Dot’s Pretzels made a salt and vinegar flavor, I would have to file for bankruptcy

winx club is an italian animated show that rose to international stardom in the early 2000s. it is unanimously revered and considered a staple in pop culture. but like everything great, it has its fair share of contentions.

a summary of winx club's biggest controversies:

oh the client will love that! (derogatory)

the plural of spouses is Spice

I just think it’s funny that fundamentalists assume your marriage is unhappy if it’s based in mutual love, admiration, and respect rather than forced submission

'There's some good thinking here, just keep pushing. OK I gotta jet....'

🚨new work alert🚨

milkvsmilk.com 🥛🐄

we are partners and we work at The Partnership ...a partner costume was required nicole

my mom almost went to the hospital last night because she tripped and fell face first on a loose cobblestone in the breezeway Radisson RadissonHotels but at least we were offered $50 or a free breakfast🤡 (and our a/c was broken)

trauma bonding at a small marketing agency in your mid-20s

ai will never be able to perform a double process with partial foil so if shit hits the fan you'll see me at cosmetology school

i aspire to this level of self control

it is once again time for me to choose a production company and i'd be lying if i said this tweet doesn't live in my brain rent free

after 3 years i'm officially off Lexapro so what i'm saying is, it's over for you bitches

Tell ‘em to bring the whole squad next time 👋

#WeAreTheA

for whom the jimmy johns

when you click “our team” on a baptist church website

i passed out from heat exhaustion yesterday at the braves game despite drinking water so PSA ADD ELECTROLYTES TO YOUR WATER if you're going to be outside and sweating!!

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT: The Auntie is tying the knot today, please wish her well!!! Here’s to happiness and pretzels!