Quite frankly my career has contributed more to society than a guy who kicks a weirdly shaped ball down a field sometimes.

written funny tweets and just existed!

met about twenty so far and meeting up with three more in august ☺️

having adhd is so embarrassing bc it's like 'they had to start giving me amphetamines when i was twelve so i would stop losing all of my sweatshirts. and now as an adult i still take the low-level cocaine to do the dishes and pay bills.'

Dating these days is fun because I get to share my location with a friend and let them know they are allowed to podcast about me if I die so long as they don’t say I lit up the room, because that’s totally false.

I am in a hotel tonight and of course we are gonna see how low they will let me crank this AC if the sleep isn’t tundra I don’t want it

the hardest thing for me to accept about grief is that i will probably be a little bit sad forever.