PSA: do not let your child push the cart in Trader Joe’s on Sunday morning. Common sense people. No one else thinks you’re kid cute as she runs into ankles and blocks the already overcrowded aisle.

People who chew gum in public should have to shop at designated hours and not around other people.

Call me crazy but I don’t think “Meredith” from Columbus is really pro-choice. Just saying.

So....I can discriminate on whatever the hell I want to now too, right? That's what this ruling says.

You wanting to keep YOUR child from reading a book with a gay main character doesn’t mean you get to decide if MY child can.

Your desire to keep YOUR child from learning ACCURATE black history doesn’t mean MY child doesn’t get to.

And just because YOU’RE offended by

My daughter just suggested they go Hunger Games style for the speaker of the house. She’s 12. She’s not wrong.

Honestly, Pepsi should fire it’s advertising agency. The eating commercials are disgusting and make me less inclined to buy any products. I do not want to hear chewing and I don’t even have misophonia. I can’t imagine what you’re doing to people who do.

What if we all just started handing these pro lifers Pennie’s to remind them of what happened to Penny in Dirty Dancing? I swear they learned nothing.

God. Hiccups SUCK. Seriously.

The victims in Boulder survived a global pandemic.

They couldn't survive a national epidemic.

#GunReformNow

Let the disinfecting begin!

If you don’t read, you don’t deserve a library.

But blue lives matter right? These officers are heroes.

HERO.

Good afternoon America, retweet if you think Ted Cruz is a traitor.

Omg

There’s only one slight difference: Twitter is not a nation-state, and Jack Dorsey is not a head of state.

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I feel a little like the trump campaign is that chicken who just got beheaded but it’s still running around because it doesn’t know or won’t accept that its head was cut off. We’re all just standing around watching and waiting for the body to finally give out.

Kamala wore a white suit for the suffragettes and you cannot tell me that wasn’t a pussy bow! I love it!!!!