one me espresso please, hot to go

This lengua burrito has healed me. I no longer hate everything.

Nothing feels better than cracking my neck so hard that for a second I think I'm dead. The tension that relieves from my upper back is amazing.

Maybe if I scream at my PC a little louder it'll actually stop messing up? Maybe ...?

ICYMI The Hill: The debate over America's best pizza made its way up to Capitol Hill yesterday.

DeLauro declared New Haven 'the pizza capital of America.' But lawmakers from New York, Chicago and Detroit said not so fast.

'It’s absurd.'
thehill.com/blogs/in-the-k…

being a pisces

I shouldn't but I really wanna see her live again.🥲

Dale!!!

Queen sitting on her throne*

*My leg that’s positioned very uncomfortably

BREAKING: Israeli Minister of Communications Shlomo Karhi caves: 'Since the Ministry of Defense wishes to examine the matter of the broadcasts from these locations in Sderot regarding the risk to our forces, I have now ordered to cancel the operation and return the equipment to

is somebody gonna match my 401k?

Ugh fine I’ll watch it

#BREAKING : Trump trial devolves into chaos as judge admonishes defense witness trib.al/tBQOKWG

bridgerton does not take place in real history, it is a universe where pitbull and mozart worked as peers

Where am I supposed to take him now Beyoncé 😔

My cat, Wednesday needs to wear a cone for a few days. I tried to get her the cutest one. She doesn’t appear to appreciate it/ she still hates me for it.

I started playing this game 2 1/2 months ago and I FINALLY got one solo!!!

hahahahahaha fuck