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Coley

@elegant_elz

little bit of a liability with the mouth of a sailor, small business owner & law student, MotoGP junkie, Quins mad and beginner AFL fan.

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This everyday of the week.

Really grinds my gears, it’s not difficult to add the word men/boys 🤯

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It still shocks me that 36% of women In Court in 2015 were there due to TV license evasion, and 70% of all tv licence cases are women

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Love a good ref WhatsApp group discussion:

Try or no try?

I’m team no try

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Found out yesterday I’m assistant refereeing for the twickenham take over day 😱

As if I’m going to be on the pitch at HQ as an AR 🥰

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What a day.
Managed to get 25 minutes playing as my u18s cup game was late kicking off and then ran over.

Ended up with a train of wheelchairs in A&E; pair of muppets 🤦🏼‍♀️😂

Thankfully no broken ankles, and I’m now ready for my bed 😴

What a day. Managed to get 25 minutes playing as my u18s cup game was late kicking off and then ran over. Ended up with a train of wheelchairs in A&E; pair of muppets 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Thankfully no broken ankles, and I’m now ready for my bed 😴
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At this rate I won’t be refereeing my sons game, as I won’t have a son.

Want to leave the house in 5 minutes and the lazy arse has only just dragged his arse out of bed 🤯

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2 games of age grade rugby to referee and then I finally get to play.

It’s been a loooong 7 weeks without a game

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‘Why do so many men get so triggered by women’s football?’

Great to talk to Kirsten Robertson about for The Metro today alongside Stacey Pope

I won’t be looking at any of the readers’ comments ;-)

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Thanet really is the arse end of Kent, sunshine, rain, hail & wind, oh and the cherry on top it was fucking freezing, But was a Most enjoyable afternoon!

2 games left to referee and then I finally get to play 🥰

Thanet really is the arse end of Kent, sunshine, rain, hail & wind, oh and the cherry on top it was fucking freezing, But was a Most enjoyable afternoon! 2 games left to referee and then I finally get to play 🥰
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S: ‘mumma are you going out tonight?’
Me : ‘not got a uni essay to do’
S: ‘dammit was thinking if youre hungover there’s more chance of you being biased in our match tomorrow’

😂😂

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