'what if jack the ripper went to an olivia rodrigo concert' is exactly the sort of shit i watch m. night movies for

Sure, a camel can hold their pee. But do they have what it takes to fit through the eye of a needle?

It would be a great American triumph to build this with union labor in Buffalo, NY:

i think i’m actually optimally underevolved because i really only have to pee once a day and i have such a protrudent tailbone that sitting for too long is upsetting

vacationnnnnn ☀️

incredible career

watching Kong: Skull Island in a Mexican hotel with one of the most beautiful girls in the world asleep next to me… some people wait a lifetime …

A Goofy Movie is Ladybird for the fellas

there is nothing in the world so beautiful as turning to someone you love and asking them if they want to please play gameboys with you

The Oscars to David Cronenberg

i can’t wait to act like i fell out of a coconut tree all summer

they should conscript barron trump into the NBA draft

they’re all in park slope babe

If stuff like this happened more often, I’d be a baseball guy, no question

sorry you bitches are lying on these so i’ll be honest.

introduce yourself in

📖 one book
🎥 one movie
🎶 one album
📺 one TV show

im not joking i think they should keep Guantanamo open only for perez hilton

it’s time. im in mexico with all my best friends

This guy would’ve loved Twitter.

I hate when girls say they love to travel or enjoy physical touch. Those are both fouls. We will lose the game

graphic design major here! the reasons why this logo works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends