This summer, you need to be Gouldmaxxing. You need to be wandering and muttering. You need to smoke indoors. Being oblivious towards beautiful women. Loving your cat.

Thought of this tweet while drunk last night

Baby Annette has returned to Cannes and received a 1,034-minute standing ovation.

Why is this written like they’re married but on the outs

my brother just pointed at a magazine with Hunter Schafer on the cover and said “she’s so bad bruh”

if you’re an editor who will want TIFF coverage this year and needs a writer on the ground, get at me