sorority girls are drag queens prove me wrong

i saw one direction in concert with 5sos does that qualify me for a senior citizens discount

Boyfriend that drives 🤝 Girlfriend that sits pretty and gives bad directions

I think this would heal me

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one of my neighbors has a skeleton in a tree holding a pride flag and i can’t tell if they’re an ally or homophobic

2017-2022 can’t decide if my pumpkin skills have gotten better or worse

my mom has officially switched the plug ins from ‘clean linen’ to ‘apple cinnamon’, happy fall everyone

i will avenge u mr van gogh

gotta check the gold mine that is my twitter drafts before the day of reckoning

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this is definitely a canva template

their job is beach