sobbing as i'm left with no choice but to kill pensioners, or else find myself removed from the spectator garden party invite list

I needed to hear this today.

Birds renovating their nests

the cat in my lap when I move a muscle:

making any Ottolenghi recipe:

Everyone thinks the whole nepo baby thing is about their parents literally lining them up with a job, but it's about knowing you can take risks and really go for it because your family can help you out financially if it all goes wrong. It's about even feeling like you can try.

There's only one person we'll never make fun of

69 WAR

Things you love to see. One of the best doing it.

our cat would walk in front of an oncoming train if she thought it was going to give her a scritch

using night mode on the cat and it's absolutely fucken terrifying, hollow-eyed sleep paralysis demon at the end of the bed type shit