Elon, is that dad picking his kids up from school that you, as another parent, avoid by pretending you're on the phone

Buyer a house is stressful, but drinking a coffee and walking around your property on a Sunday morning with your dog, is priceless

Nothing beats when Patrick Kane scored the OT winner in his first game back in Chicago. 🪽

THE CAPTAIN IS COMMITTED. The Penguins have re-signed Sidney Crosby to a two-year contract extension, running through the 2026.27 season and carrying an average annual value of $8.7 million. Details: pens.pe/3MLOxSn

The wish the regular season started today #lgrw

RAY IS HERE TO STAY 🪒 The #RedWings have signed Lucas Raymond to an eight-year contract with an AAV of $8,075,000.

Stevey Y out here cooking today. SHOW SEIDERS CONTRACT NOW COWARDS

Moving out of the big city is such a soul reliving experience

Fuck yeah sports

James Cameron reacts to those that call that dialogue in his films “cringe” “You know what? Let me see your three-out-of-the-four-highest-grossing films — then we’ll talk about dialogue effectiveness.” (Source: empireonline.com/movies/news/ja…)

I've been saying this for years

Fucking pinch me

What's new in #NHL25 Franchise Mode: - New HUB with quick links and Widgets for more relevant info/stats and ease of use - Ticker added to the bottom showing stats, game scores etc on most screens - No-Movement clauses, No-Trade Clauses, and Modified No-Trade Clauses have been

born to be socially awkward, forced to interact

Some people are such a disappointment

I've lived out of the city for a week, and I'm already looking up 4 wheeler prices

Bro said, "Take these 3 cross checks to the back" 🤣