Hanging paper bats in the windows and giggling

I wasn't meant for this simulation

Let's go to the mall and touch all the mannequin butts

The blood rituals will continue until morale improves now back to work

Beat the crowds, go trick or treating this morning

Wanna hold hands and look at my old high school scrapbooks? Yes or No

Lots of mentally stable people are buying chardonnay and Toaster's Streudals at 7am

Do you want to graveyard smash with me Y or N

Outer space is for DORKS

i watch horror movies all year long, but this next few nights are for the classics.

Wherever I am, I'm never present.

Happy Halloween.

Who up donning their gay apparel

Some people make it really difficult to steer every conversation toward aliens but somehow I manage

made you a playlist but it opened a wormhole & now i'm on another planet

“That’s the most fun you can have with an aneurysm.”

I’d make you a meal from scratch, but you wouldn’t understand.

“Shut up, Linda.”