buying a sandwich and realising it has spikey lettuce in 🥲🥲🥲

‘everytime i see the car he used to drive it makes me jump’ , now imagine your ex is a cop. i feel like i’m literally running from the law everytime i see a police car, i’ve committed mass murder and the whole city is after me. how will i ever get past this

mad how people i went to primary school with have two kids already and i’ve never even had a bf

please buy my stuff, i am majorly in my overdraft 😪🙏🏻 depop.app.link/BfqeQaK9VBb

cant afford paying for oat milk and vanilla in my iced lattes anymore. they hate to see a girl boss winning and now i have to drink soya 🥲

cant believe my therapist is breaking up with me on valentine’s day

didn’t get slowthai, in a foul mood now 🧟‍♀️

look at him 🐻

still cant believe emma chamberlain was outside the coffee shop i work at when i was putting the chairs & tables outside but i was too scared to say hi

men who hold your hand during sex deserve to be shot

piercing girlies,, the elastoplast wound spray literally works miracles, healed my conch in a month with no issues

student housing in bath is so weird, why does my neighbour have a tesla?

29th December 2022. 

Vivienne Westwood died today, peacefully and surrounded by her family, in Clapham, South London.

The world needs people like Vivienne to make a change for the better.

need to invest in a suitcase so i don’t look like i’ve got food tech and pe on the same day when im getting the train home from uni

bereal recap is making me miss him (multiple men) 😪

i am cursed with liking short guys

why do men’s voices vibrate the way they do. i can tell when my friends have a guy over even if i can’t properly hear them talking bc their tone of voice just swamps the house

sugar snap peas are so good crunch crunch crunch