Yes I’m a homosexual I love being at home

When you’re in a misogyny/bigot competition and your opponent is a trans supporter

Oh shit I forgot it’s the MONTH

Gimbe my fumking vape

Gemme outta here dis guy is crazy

GM I am cozy vibin in king size hotel bed with AC cranked to 65 and snoozin to Cartoon Network.

If you are unable to criticize someone you support who is doing something questionable, you are in a cult. Unconditional support is how they got us into the last mess. Right yourself. No further comment.

I finally unfolded the bill so I could use it. It was two.

Slamming two dozen oysters and a bottle of champagne would fix me rn