she hates this kid 😭😭

My uncle works at Woke HQ and he texted me that the attack from Jerry Seinfeld has them in full panic mode

one of my Dad’s employees asked for their birthday off and my dad said “why? Did your wife get you a clown?” my Dad had to go to a sensitivity class and apologize to him in front of everyone.

Man this is a preposterous division lmao

The monday after the draft is the perfect time to listen to 800 podcasts called “Eagles Soar and Falcons Plunge- 2024 NFL Draft Grades” and sending the hosts death threats if they give your team anything lower than a B+

Magician Bud Dwyer hanging himself on a string of multicolored handkerchiefs he pulls out of a brown paper bag

I’ll never understand how NBA teams allow players that just… miss… shots. I feel like there has to be pools of players in the USA that won’t miss buckets. Idk man it seems so SILLY. Would love some opinions on this

Wolves-Suns? What is this Okami (2006) (Published by Capcom developed by Clover Studios)?

I love to preface things with “if i were a betting man” even as i continue to lose money gambling

They gotta pull Middleton out of this game i feel like im watching an old dog try to go down the stairs

Caleb Williams hates Catholics and the Virgin Mary.

Is the Sympathizer good

Wow… one must wonder if a series of incidents could have occurred at high schools across America to cause this

Its so dumb that hair of the dog works to cure hangovers, like if you could get over food poisoning by having a little more expired food

hey just a note because I know you are new to villainy when you said 'what does it mean' you could have said 'what is the meaning of this' and slammed your fist on the table, not a big deal just a little tip for staying on tone

insane call on siakam lol