Me: A diversified portfolio of long-term investments is right for most people.

Reddit:

This week, Heather takes us back 10 years to when we registered for our wedding gifts. It’s comical to see just how ridiculous some of them were. There’s a lesson here.

New on The Joint Account.

thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/wedding-regi…

The 60/40 portfolio is crushing it this year.

60% GameStop, 40% AMC.

Me after buying 1 share of GameStop…

I’ve studied the markets for 20 years just to watch GameStop go up 30% because of a meme.

I’m going to tell my kids this was Warren Buffett.

I found one of my old notebooks from college...

If you invested $10,000 with Jim Simons in 1988, you’d have $420M today.

RIP.

HR: The starting salary is $50,000. Later, it can go up to $100,000.

Me: Ok, I’ll start later.

There was this kid who picked on me everyday in high school. Well, I just reported him as a Boeing whistleblower. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

The Fed trying to fix the economy.

I’m beyond proud to be an American. It’s been wild to see to many turn their backs on their own country.

If you can’t manage your cash, you probably won’t do well at investing.

I used to hoard our credit card reward points, but then I realized how ridiculous that was. In this week’s Q&A, I explain why it’s better to take advantage of your points sooner than later.

New on The Joint Account. thejointaccount.beehiiv.com/p/credit-rewar…

Woke up early to go on TV and talk about the stonk market.

My wife just sat me down this morning to tell me I’m spending too much time on Twitter. Hold on, she’s saying something else now.