In case anyone needed closure about Calvin & Hobbes.....

“Chappell Roan clarifies her stance on the election–” her stance was very clear from the beginning a lot of people are just very stupid

twitter has lost 80% of its traffic since elon took over so if you’re still here you are a true sicko. addicted to the post. can’t log off

Me when the Eric Adams indictment news dropped

they say the average new yorker commits 2.6 crimes a day, but that is actually a statistical misconception. mayor eric adams, who commits 19,322 crimes a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

I cannot wait to learn how incredibly, incredibly dumb the crimes Eric Adams committed are

I'm not being hyperbolic when I say that fully AI-generated but convincing viral slop like this is truly the end of social media.

The first tenured professor fired for pro-Palestine speech is JEWISH. In case anyone still thinks this Zionism shit is about protecting Jews.

Thinking about when Adams tried to close libraries on weekends, like, “We would love kids to read but the city just does not have the money 🤷‍♀️🤪🤷‍♀️”

My brand

Actually him

I have never needed SNL to do anything for me but I desperately need them to call Tracy Morgan in for an Eric Adams skit. It's what Tracy was put on this earth to do

chappell roan was a lotta people's new favorite parasocial cuddly toy and then she went "hey I'm a person give me some space and also here are my extremely reasonable political opinions" and some of the Can't Make a Phone Call Squad are really struggling with that

rip maggie smith one of the undeniable greats of her time

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Its crazy just how many clips are being shared of Maggie Smith's acting. She really had decades of incredible work and deserved every single accolade she got and then some. What an incredible actress she was.