My tweets suck but my retweets are 🔥

Wife (okay spouse): I think I just hurt my RIGHT shoulder, putting Voltaren on my LEFT shoulder.

I just realized that I was so busy on Monday that I forgot to make a donation to Kamala Harris during the call, so... I'll join in on the trend: I will donate $.10 for every like on this tweet, $0.50 for every retweet, and $1 for every follow. (30,757 followers at the start)

"I am suing all of the companies who refuse to advertise on my social media platform" - Sissy SpaceX

Must-read article from Matthew Winkler at Bloomberg "Unlike his predecessors, Justin Trudeau presided over the narrowing growth gap between the US and Canada. Since he took office in 2015, Canada's GDP increased at an annualized rate of 4.1%" 1/3 bloomberg.com/opinion/articl…

"Nothing confirms the ascendancy of Trudeau's premiership better than Canada's dollar, which is among just six of the 31 major currencies tracked by Bloomberg to hold its value or strengthen between the end of 2015 ad last month (...) 🇨🇦's economy remains the avatar of health"

thanks grok!

Canada's Conservative party deleting an entire campaign video emphasizing the importance of Canadian-made things because half the clips in the video were actually from different countries is actually the funniest thing they could have done, 10/10 no notes for you, Pierre

It was my honor to take Roger Stone out on the town for his birthday, where anyone would have been lucky to bring home this timeless patriot for an evening of Straightriotic lovemaking.

#ONpoli White Claw = $3.99 vs. $3.45 Twisted Tea = $4.59 vs. $3.25

If your voting Liberal show a ❤️below and repost. Let’s see how many people will and show Justin Trudeau we support him.

Made in Turkey — God forbid in Italy — Zegna cotton T-shirt… on sale! How much, you ask? Only $600 (CAD) #Fashionvictim #Harryrosen #GFY

Love is in the air ❤️

This one’s a keeper! 😂 🇺🇸 🤡

Love this

Bo Bichette and Vladimir Guerrero Jr telling each other they love them! Shapiro and Atkins please have an off season of the ages and build a championship team around these studs!

Sweeter than candy. Just explosive taste… #Ontariograpes

LOLZ

Happy Friday!