I’m so happy 🥹🥹

Oh my gosh Kirill #mnwild

BREAKING NEWS 🚨: the yellow cake does not qualify for #cigaryoga . I feel as though someone’s been poking hot irons into my nasal cavity. You barely live and you learn. Alas I stopped stretching and enjoyed the cigar 🤷🏻‍♂️ #cigars #botl #sotl

How can you not love Scotty?

I’m instantly a huge Neal Shipley fan now from his demeanor and awkward glances at the camera today. He definitely committed a few crimes in Georgia and really doesn’t like those cameras in his face 🤣😂

I’m now in a blissful rib coma #bbq #dinner #food

The cigar is gonna need to wait awhile as Lyanna wanted to come out and watch #themasters but wouldn’t have it any other way and still enjoying this Michelob Golden Light Minnesota martini like a gentleman.

The ash finally dropped on the Tapouru from M and M Cigars. Another absolute dandy from Mike and Marcel. These guys don’t miss! #cigars #botl #sotl

This was freaking wild #UFC300

Holy shit max Holloway !!!! Says let’s swing and puts JG to sleep!!! #UFC300

I need someone to bust up Bo Nickal cuz he’s boring as hell to watch #UFC300

This Aria from aria exclusives makes the breathing a little more difficult during the yoga but you gotta do what you gotta do #cigars #botl #sotl

I’ve seen a lot of comments about the immaturity of this 34 old man. Me, I’m just upset this 34 year old man still can’t finish his beer. Spiking your quarter full beer on the front row is a cowardly act

I just realized that I’m fairly certain I’ve only seen Phil on my screen once, maybe twice this coverage. And they were making fun of him. The tour really does just hate this guy 😂 #themasters

Someone came up to my work station and said “dad we should sneak away from work and go get ice cream”
Outstanding idea baby girl

Well no such luck on refilling the EH backup but a Stagg backup will do just fine 🦌 #bourbon

A Don for the Don. #cigars #botl #sotl

Gosh dang it. Every dang time I refill my backup stash of EH I drink it like I’m terrified it will evaporate. This is why I can’t have nice things. #bourbon #bottlekill

The Minnesota standoff has ended. My neighbor mowed the lawn today causing a ripple effect dramatically increasing the carbon output in the Brainerd lakes region. Game on sir

Picanha tacos for #tacotuesday #dinner