Replacing the fuses in a strand of christmas lights to fix them has never worked. Not once.

did Disney consider asking AI nicely to write Moana 2 songs in the style of Lin-Manuel Miranda?

one day forward, ten years back... one day forward, ten years back... one day forward, ten years back...

Hell is a Costco parking lot

📍LAKELAND, Fla. —

1979 'PG' a whole different scale 😆

I like 'I never learned how to play, so I broke the game' as it pertains to Sturgill, less so in other applications

Torkelson we never doubted you

JAVY BAEZ WALK OFF WINNER! Dan Dickerson on the call #RepDetroit

new rule: if you attempt to make a payment and the website doesn't work/spins forever/errors, you are absolved! looking at you, Illinois Tollway

another year of perplexing baseball-themed horoscope filler in the MLB app when using Gameday Audio... like what? 😂

so, uh.... no on Suarez then?

ohhh Marc had to retire from his podcast so he could dedicate himself full-time to dismantling the Manosphere, got it.

'Ten Dollar Cowboy': Charley Crockett gives fans more than their money's worth in GR localspins.com/ten-dollar-cow… Charley Crockett Meijer Gardens #localspins

it makes so much sense now