2019: Boris Johnson, 'We will fix the crisis in social care once and for all, with a clear plan we have prepared'

2024: Government Dementia Adviser Johnny Timpson quits because of care scandal Johnny Timpson

Also, if the national living wage is £457 a week (40hours x £11.44),

Oh this is too good not to waste half an hour of a Friday afternoon on!

So here it is!! The new Shopping Forecast fielding positions!

'Pleased to see you looking so well your majesty. We need to discuss your return to work.'

Dear Mr Sunak,
On behalf of pretty much every doctor in the land, pretty much every person on a waiting list in the land, pretty much every sick person in the land, and increasingly most voters in the land...

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This is an astonishing waste of time and resources when the daily operation of the criminal justice system is in chaos.

Assaulting shop workers is already an offence. It is already punishable by up to 6 months’ imprisonment.

Indulgent, posturing nonsense.

An MP sends intimate pics & the mobile no.'s of twelve of his parliamentary colleagues, two of which are Gov ministers, to a complete stranger on a 'hook up' app and three days after the news breaking, he's still in a job and the story is dead. How low have we sunk?
#WilliamWragg

My wife looking at how much tax she's paid in the last year.

Anthony Taylor didn’t look happy ⚽️🤣🤣🤣 #LIVSHU

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You couldn’t make this up. Congratulations Specsavers, this is absolutely magnificent.
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How was Rashford not off from the initial ball?