No parking, and the cord doesn’t reach on the F-150

I used cheap deodorant and now I smell like a 90 year old that spent all day shopping at Goodwill.

Kind of a weird way to say “free venison.”

Me on the way home from the 12.99 all you can eat buffet

Finally found a way to beat inflation…

It’s “kill the grain crop” from flooding twitter season, which is always four months earlier than “kill the grain crop” from drought season.

Wife crying over someone passing.

7 year old daughter: It’s ok mom, I understand, I have to wake up early and go to school.

My personal ideology is that I am morally opposed to owning Pfizer stock but fine with owning cigarette stocks.

Sometimes I eat a salad just so I don’t have to share with my kids.

Millennials getting grandpa to sign for the farm operating line this year.

What child labor laws…..

Beef is so high, we have to eat elk…

Evening truck rides in corn fields > worrying about WW3

Daughter: Grrrrr the ipad is dead.

Me: Well, what is the solution?

Daughter: Not doing my homework.

At around 35 a farmer picks out a favorite coat and wears it out till the day he dies.

Me: What country would you visit for their food?

Daughter: France!

Me: What foods do you like from France?

Daughter: French Fries and French Toast!

Crisps are better than pies and it’s not even close.

If they delete Tik Tok I’m not gonna know to to crack open a wheel of Parmigiano Reggiano.

The State of The Union is now only streamed on Peacock, has double the commercials and comes with a surcharge of $49.99.

Picking out my next tractor by what European Farmers are using to spray poop on government buildings.