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@denimandfilms

fantasy football. frequent user of movie quotes from movies I’ve never seen. professional fruit ranker and analyst. not affiliated with anyone or anything

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calendar_today08-04-2023 12:49:00

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I just want to concentrate on meaningless training camp buzz, but the internet is forcing me to pay attention to a man child burning his old Barbies, and to Jason Aldean working together with the 61st most watched network in order to make a boring song into a hit. And I hate it

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If Jalen Rose doesn’t end up on a podcast with Woz at The Ringer, me and all the other Ben Solak’s are going on strike. Make it happen Podfather 🙏

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Hey Bill Simmons it’s me, the real Ben Solak. I heard it mentioned on The Big Picture that you had talked about doing “Sleepers” on The Rewatchables. It’s a revenge movie with actors I love, and a director who did a very good 30 for 30. Please appease your loyal underling. Thanks boss

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I used this mock draft for various draft contests that were due last night. So I’m done. I will face withdrawal head on and not mock for the rest of the day. Last one

I used this mock draft for various draft contests that were due last night. So I’m done. I will face withdrawal head on and not mock for the rest of the day. Last one
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The pre-draft process is too long 😂 all analysis should be halted until the draft. Anything that isn’t legit reporting of news should go into hibernation for the next few days

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When the going gets tough, you spend your afternoon at work doing a 3 round NFL draft mock, complete with trades. Please nobody tell my girlfriend I’m like this

When the going gets tough, you spend your afternoon at work doing a 3 round NFL draft mock, complete with trades. Please nobody tell my girlfriend I’m like this
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Let’s say the Texans take Will Anderson at 2. By pick 9, CJ Stroud, Anthony Richardson, and Jalen Carter are gone, but Will Levis is still there. To jump the Titans at 11, the Texans send 12 and 65 to the Bears for 9. Done deal. Call it in to the league. Spit shake on it

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Can one of you young Snapchat folks ask your My AI thing who the first four picks of the NFL Draft are gonna be? Would really help me out, cause gambling

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