This is how I know this algorithm is broken

Met Dave Grohl

Bringing Nouns to Jazz Fest thanks to Toady Hawk Noun730.⌐◨-◨

You want the moves like Mick Jagger

About to watch The Rolling Stones defy age more than Bryan Johnson /dd

me, 32 shots deep

Take a shot every time you see a Grayscale airport ad

Great poll suggestion from Ryan Selkis (d/acc) 🇺🇸 on crypto’s presidential leanings 👀

These two charts from Jim Bianco are the whole ballgame for #bitcoin right now

Average purchase price among the Spot BTC ETF buyers is $57K to $58K. We’re about to find out how diamond handed they are 💎🙌🏼

If not, look out below

Legendary addition to the CoinDesk story on 'Bitcoin Jesus' Roger Ver getting arrested for tax fraud

Totally forgot he was sentenced to 10 months for selling explosives on eBay and sending them in the mail

To everyone writing 'marijuana stocks popping on DEA rescheduling event' stories... please zoom out

The future of Bitcoin with insights from muneeb.btc, co-creator of @stacks.

Discover how many Ethereum and Solana projects can actually be built as L2s on #Bitcoin , potentially revolutionizing the blockchain landscape.

I've lived in NYC for almost 10 years and can now definitively say the worst thing about living here is everyone's unfounded love for Shake Shack. Working on rounding out the rest of the list

1. Shake Shack Schadenfreude
2. Rats
3. Fake wine at CVS
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Gary Gensler/ The SEC secretly declaring Ethereum a security and purposefully not answering Congress' questions looks so much worse now:

April 13: The SEC approves Division of Enforcement's investigation into ETH

April 18: Gensler refuses to answer whether ETH is a security

Recapped all the big headlines in crypto on Coinage this week, including:

- The SEC v. $ETH battle (with Eleanor Terrett's great reporting)
- How stacks.btc is building on #Bitcoin with co-founder muneeb.btc
- Why cdixon.eth is right about memecoins

What else did we miss?

Another year around the ☀️ and another year of being incredibly blessed

Thank you for the birthday wishes and fan art lol 🎂