unknown number calls and expects me to talk first, welcome to breathing competition.

tossing her around instead of asking to switch positions >>>>>

why babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere

i’m sorry but if you’re 5’2 what do u need a 6’4 man for?? stop being silly

girls be on twitter for 15 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave

Family Matters

Drake.lnk.to/FamilyMatters

meet the grahams
youtu.be/2QiFl9Dc7D0

i’m a whore for that lovey dovey shit

girls wear nothing but black but their favorite color is pink

the 0 likes on my tweet won't stop me from posting every single thought.

simp boyfriend = slut gf

girls make 1 best friend in school and decide that's enough for rest of their lives

girls be like 'i hate this man' then have sex with him

even a man who is not ready will get ready if you’re really who he wants

no one is weirder than your dads side of the family 🤣🤣🤣

a girl and her sentimental necklace vs the world

me: lmao i saw it on twitter

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

y’all be hurting the girls that really be down for you & that’s the sad part

nah kendrick just unlocked another level of h8te 😭

airpods fall so dramatic like why would you slide to the other side of the room