Luca Guadagnino knew exactly who he was making Challengers for when he hired Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross to do the music: gay guys who walk really fucking fast

i want to grab them by the ears and swing them around like miss trunchbull in matilda

They’re like if Challengers was a love rectangle instead of a love triangle

Doctor: your body has run out of magnesium

Me: 0mg

Challengers:

Challenger squad….did we not think the Tashi / Art mural was gonna blow away during the wind storm??? Would that have been too easy?? It’s fine

I’m working late cause I’m a singer

I cannot stop thinking about this pancake that sounds like a car crash

No fucking ass way lol

Taylor should’ve written a song called “The Submarine” where she compares her overwhelming fame to a doomed submersible expedition; the billion dollar feeling of wonder that precedes implosion

Roses are red,
I love when Azealia rants,

PSSSST they’re selling Girl Scout cookies in Union Square right now, right across the street from Barnes & Noble

Ashley Olsen on a hike with a machete

I’M BUYING THE CARDIGAN!!! No I’m not but you should see your faces

She’s probably the most tortured poet of them all if we’re being honest

The Tortured Instagram Story Department

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Happy 4/20 from this guy in Tompkins Square Park wearing an emo Taylor Swift tee and making balloon animals

'closer' by the chainsmokers was the last gasp of the american dream