if Gordon brown had done this, the army would have stepped in

This bet has now been lost

if this happened, Sunak would reach levels of violet Elizabeth previously thought to be impossible

If Keir Starmer wins the July 4 election, he'll be the eighth Prime Minister of James Anderson's Test career, and half of them will have taken office since England won the 2019 World Cup

cartman licking tears gif

the campaign is indeed going to change things, it is going to make the Tories do worse

I still think it’ll be January

rishi sunak frantically googling “what are the euros”

cannon to the left of them, cannon to the right of them,

Be funny if Sunak put us back in lockdown

one month to go!

this is obviously Extremely My Jam (pun intended) but it's also got me thinking how funny it is that after 40 years of euroscepticism, we left the EU and now all our manufacturers still abide by these allegedly silly regulations anyway, because we obviously still sell to the EU

guys will see shit like this and be like hell yeah

Congratulations to Natalie Elphicke, she's always had a strong record of knowing when things have gone too far and when to apologise. Google 'Elphicke apologism' to find out more

sir alec douglas-humza

the biggest shock of the debates will be Twitter having to reckon with the fact Starmer snd Sunak are the same height

Oh you're upset about a thing? Well, would you be mad if the situation were different in a way I designed in my head just for this argument?

, would you kindly?

Today I captained a starship thanks to the good people at BRIDGE COMMAND

Do not—and I mean this sincerely—take career advice from people who grew up with rich parents. What worked for them will not work for you. None of them are fully honest about their parents paying their rent and health insurance to do unpaid internships for years.