BREAKING: Source close to Susan Hall has told me she is confident she has won the West Midlands Mayoralty

But seriously how can London Tories spend so much time denouncing khan and then stand a series of comically evil candidates?? each one more batshit than the last

four more years of absolutely any problem being 'KHAN'S LONDON 😤😡😡' let's goooo

One thing I never appreciated about the English language is how random phrasal verbs are ... Like

throw + up = vomit
put + down = euthanise

??

Love how nuns always wear comfy footwear, good for you girls!

Do Spanish couples do anything other than make out in public places? Not jealous or anything

Michelle Obama says it’s bonkers to think by this time next week the East Midlands will have elected its first ever regional mayor

My lie in was interrupted by a solemn procession outside my window and my bedroom filling with the smell of incense, gotta love seville

Girlies I'm umming and arring about going out help

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Have labour pledged to scrap voter ID when they get in ?

Considering getting the train all the way back to the UK from Seville this summer and making a lil holiday of it

Good afternoon people of the UK

Omg drama

If I could convince all my groups to move to whatsapp I would be very tempted to quit social media

Shakespeare's plays? More like Khan's London am I right😤😤😤🤬