Mariners ownership is asking the tough questions on this platform.

When a member of the Mariners ownership group is an anti-vaxxer nutbar

It’s true. I used to throw baseballs at Major League players all the time when I was a teenager. Sometimes I got them in the head! Oh, capricious youth.

Another very valid perspective. twitter.com/nickhawkss/sta…

This bullshit app is called 'X' now? Threads needs to finally give us chronological feeds and a web view so I can delete this forever.

BREAKING: Rome, Italy just experienced its highest temperature in recorded history with 42.9°C (109.2°F). This beats the previous record from 2022 by 2 full degrees Celsius.

That is a huge margin.

People in this country believe that socialized health care would be worse than THIS. Bonkers.

Admittedly my reasoning for not wanting kids was selfish, but seeing how things are going, I can retroactivity say that I’m glad I don’t have to raise anyone who is going to deal with this future.

Jerry: No

Chicago during Fourth of July is the one time the city sounds like what most racists think it sounds like all year.

Buy physical media.

What the flying fuck?

Rest in Power Rick Froberg. Such a gut punch.

I just learned that you can hold a koala in Australia for $49. Bucket list item added.

wildly damaging that both the court and the republican party understand that they are 1) doing politics 2) that politics is about exercising power and the democrats... very often don't

Me a few years ago: Aw man that sucks.

Me today: Idiots deserve it