Shoutout to Bobby Manatee for the free MLB TV subscription.

The plot description of the Wikipedia entry for Step Brothers is an unbridled masterpiece.

In 2008 or 2009, the same thing happened during a game at Dodger Stadium. The kid who caught the foul balls looked like Chunk from The Goonies and Vin Scully was over the moon for the little guy.

Last week, I helped a stranger in a Home Depot parking lot get a new water heater into the bed of his truck and as we were both popping blood vessels, his exact words were 'This stupid thing is too big.'

What an incredible Cinderella story... this unknown comes out of nowhere to capture a mole...

Little League playoffs started this weekend and working six games scrambled my brain into chaotic Jell-o.

I feel like I set a KoM on Strava.

Last summer I almost ejected a Little League coach who tried to argue that running on the grass should be an automatic out. Between the next inning, he came back out to apologize and was like 'Huh. I never knew that's how the rule worked.'

Helped get your LA Mambas on the board with a two run single in the top of the first and we never looked back. 🐍⚾️

If I can get my knee to move, I'll see if I can replicate the feat in a few hours.

This food vendor rolled up from the year 3000.

The most helpful I'll ever be over the course of any day is when I wake up an hour or so before it's safe to start making noise in the house and I get bored enough to give strangers life advice on Reddit.

I gave up listening to Van Halen for Lent and kept runnin' with the devil in silence until today- the first Friday in May, aka the official start of Van Halen weather according to Steve Simeone.

HOWLIN' RAY'S just arrived for lunch and now I shall commence melting my face off.

Those jerks know how to get me.