We're truly living in a golden age of excellent canned cocktails.

Getting in one last genocide before we go extinct is very Harvard Business School capitalist.

Let it be known tonight that the United States bombed multiple cities in a different country in order to protect Israel from suffering economic damage while it conducted a genocide.

girl dinner (can of plain Pringles & three pamplemousse LaCroix)

Jamie Lee Curtis' character on 'The Bear' is based on unedited footage of my mom having a normal Tuesday afternoon.

Special treats:

age 2: a big slice of cake and an 8pm bedtime

age 42: a can of LaCroix and an 8pm bedtime

people who will pay $9 for whatever Starbucks puts in a cup really want full value when their tax dollars are being spent on bombing poor people in other countries

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looking for love in all the wrong places (Grocery Outlet on Geary)

there are times the products of the human body make me wonder how any person can believe in a god

people sure love a well-armed bully

joe pera's comedy special is a tall glass of ice water

week three of attempting to subscribe to Hulu